Santino Morelli is Tall. Dark. And oh so dirty . . .
When we first met, Santino called me “crazy, with a stick wedged between my . . .”
Yes, he went there.
He had the nerve to sound delectable while speaking in Italian.
Santino’s captivating eyes filled with surprise when he learned I’m bilingual, as I chewed him out.
Let me clarify, I placed the Italian and his muscles in a box labeled “for stress relief only.”
Maybe Santino’s ability to worship and show affection lessened my convictions.
I learned my lesson though, a couple of weeks before Christmas.
Goodbye, Dirty Santino!
Gina “The Grinch” Galloway shattered my heart.
Full disclosure: I took a few stripper gigs, but I only had eyes for her.
I’m a blue-collar, pipe laying—literally, ladies, I’m a pipe layer, and I’m good at it.
I needed to buy an engagement ring for the woman I admired as strong-willed, not Ms. Scrooge.
Forget a second chance romance.
Once I return the smile to Gina’s gorgeous face, she’ll learn you don’t give up on love. I just have to tell my heart that this is all revenge, baby. This time, I’ll be the one to say goodbye, my curvy Ms. Grinch!